Lavender Buffers?

Alright, I wasn't going to pick on her.
She is getting out of jail on Sunday and before anyone starts planning and organizing their own personal 'Welcome Home Martha" party, I thought I would get my 2 cents in.

I heard today that one of her duties while being rehabilitated was CUSTODIAL DUTIES!!!!
Thus prompting this blog. ( it does keep in with the tradition of being cleaning oriented)
( yes, I know the driving 55 blog was way off so don't email me.)

At first I thought we would see the Martha book, " Lock down, Cell Block M!, What do you mean they don't have a manicurists here?

Then of course that would be followed by one of those sappy TV movie of the week crap on Lifetime or Oxygen --- " Martha,What?-- All the cells are this color?

Finding out now that she was involved in the cleaning operations at the jail facility, I fear the worst:

Magenta Brute Barrels at Kmart
Buckets & Wringers & Lace dust ruffles
Dust rags cut out of lace tablecloths
Terra Cotta colored mopheads
Chartreuse Oreck Vacuums
Sea-Foam colored brooms


I just can't see any of this as being a 'Good Thing'