A Cleaner World
Starring Buffer Billy & Molly Mopper
Today's Episode:
The new employees.
Starring Buffer Billy & Molly Mopper
Today's Episode:
The new employees.
{ring, ring, ring}
Hello, thank you for calling A Cleaner World, This is Buffer, how can I help you?
Hi Buff, it's me Molly.
Hi Molly, how's the trade show going?
Good Buffer, I picked up the information on those new propane machines for you.
Thanks Molly, I sure wish I could have gone with you.....
Now Buffer, we have been over and over this, since we got that letter from the director concerning your actions last year.
Ah Molly, it was only one song.....
Buffer, That's not it, at the dinner, you asked everyone to push the tables together, you jumped up on them announcing that you were doing to do the 'janitor's striptease' while singing " How do you like me now?" by Toby Keith.
Some of those other guys got up on the tables and ...
Buffer, those were security guards, now shut up. How 's Biz?
Mike? Down in Kansas, oh, he's great, I was talking to him about golfing just the other night..
Not Buzz you idiot! Biz as in Business!
Oh, sorry Molly. Pretty good, we lost a crew of 3 ladies but I already got them replaced.
Buffer, what have I told you about hiring people! Why did those 3 ladies quit and who did you hire?
Well we lost Irma when her husband got sick and since she was the driver for Pat and Cathy we lost them as well. Anyway, remember that empty store next to our office? Well an aerobic studio opened up in it! It's run by these 3 nice young ladies.
Buffer, why do or should I care about the Aerobic Studio, unless you sold it and we are now cleaning it?
No, no Molly, those 3 nice girls came over to introduce themselves and to ask if we would put up a notice about their studio in the break room. They happened to mention that they were operating on a shoe string and were looking at taking on part-time jobs to help make ends meet, Well, I thought, since we lost Irma and the ladies, we did have 3 openings so I offered them the jobs. It's really great to, because they can work around the class schedules.
So, Buffer, you are telling me that you hired 3 aerobic instructors to clean offices at night? Did you check these women out, call for references etc....
Oh of course I did Molly. 2 are aerobic instructors the other is a masseuse. In fact they were over here demonstrating some work out moves for the floor crew guys just this afternoon. Funny, the guys would never come in early like this before...... But Linda, Lilly and Lucy were showing them how to stretch, limber up and get some kind of gland going before starting anything energetic. It was really interesting....
Buffer, I am not getting a good feeling about this! Should I be getting on a plane and coming back now?
No, Molly, I have everything under control, things are going fine, and the guys really like the girls, they want me to put them on the floor crew! umm, umm, yeah, --that's the spot that hurts... Just relax Molly.
Buffer, what spot hurts and who are you talking too?
Oh, Lilly , the masseuse is working out the kinks in my shoulders, she says it's from bad posture. Anyway the guys even made up these cute nicknames for the girls, Linda is
[click]
Hello--Hello? Molly are you there? Hello.....
To Be Continued
Hello, thank you for calling A Cleaner World, This is Buffer, how can I help you?
Hi Buff, it's me Molly.
Hi Molly, how's the trade show going?
Good Buffer, I picked up the information on those new propane machines for you.
Thanks Molly, I sure wish I could have gone with you.....
Now Buffer, we have been over and over this, since we got that letter from the director concerning your actions last year.
Ah Molly, it was only one song.....
Buffer, That's not it, at the dinner, you asked everyone to push the tables together, you jumped up on them announcing that you were doing to do the 'janitor's striptease' while singing " How do you like me now?" by Toby Keith.
Some of those other guys got up on the tables and ...
Buffer, those were security guards, now shut up. How 's Biz?
Mike? Down in Kansas, oh, he's great, I was talking to him about golfing just the other night..
Not Buzz you idiot! Biz as in Business!
Oh, sorry Molly. Pretty good, we lost a crew of 3 ladies but I already got them replaced.
Buffer, what have I told you about hiring people! Why did those 3 ladies quit and who did you hire?
Well we lost Irma when her husband got sick and since she was the driver for Pat and Cathy we lost them as well. Anyway, remember that empty store next to our office? Well an aerobic studio opened up in it! It's run by these 3 nice young ladies.
Buffer, why do or should I care about the Aerobic Studio, unless you sold it and we are now cleaning it?
No, no Molly, those 3 nice girls came over to introduce themselves and to ask if we would put up a notice about their studio in the break room. They happened to mention that they were operating on a shoe string and were looking at taking on part-time jobs to help make ends meet, Well, I thought, since we lost Irma and the ladies, we did have 3 openings so I offered them the jobs. It's really great to, because they can work around the class schedules.
So, Buffer, you are telling me that you hired 3 aerobic instructors to clean offices at night? Did you check these women out, call for references etc....
Oh of course I did Molly. 2 are aerobic instructors the other is a masseuse. In fact they were over here demonstrating some work out moves for the floor crew guys just this afternoon. Funny, the guys would never come in early like this before...... But Linda, Lilly and Lucy were showing them how to stretch, limber up and get some kind of gland going before starting anything energetic. It was really interesting....
Buffer, I am not getting a good feeling about this! Should I be getting on a plane and coming back now?
No, Molly, I have everything under control, things are going fine, and the guys really like the girls, they want me to put them on the floor crew! umm, umm, yeah, --that's the spot that hurts... Just relax Molly.
Buffer, what spot hurts and who are you talking too?
Oh, Lilly , the masseuse is working out the kinks in my shoulders, she says it's from bad posture. Anyway the guys even made up these cute nicknames for the girls, Linda is
[click]
Hello--Hello? Molly are you there? Hello.....
To Be Continued
